I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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