i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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