Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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