Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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