yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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