Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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