I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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