My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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