SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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