i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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