Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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