WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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