Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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