so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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