Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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