Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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