Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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