I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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