I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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