I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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