How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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