I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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