idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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