just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize