sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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