I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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