sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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