He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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