dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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