Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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