I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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