We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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