you're like a bully in the Christmas story
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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