You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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