this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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