I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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