Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
