i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
COCAINE IS GR8
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
