I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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