Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize