So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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