I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
they need to just BURY HIM!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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