new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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