I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
