No awkward lesbian experiences without me
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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