Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
its not stalking. its research.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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