love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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