how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
wow bdsm is so cute
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