That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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