Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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