How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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